HOW TO IDENTIFY WHERE A DRIVER IS FROM

# Both hands on wheel:

Kansas City

# One hand on wheel, one hand on horn:

Chicago

# One hand on wheel, one finger out window:

New York

# One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator:

Boston (sooooooo true)!

# One hand on wheel, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator:

California

- With gun in lap: L.A.

- Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake,

quivering in terror: Wisconsin, driving in California

# One hand on wheel, a Bud in the other, both feet on accelerator,

bumping slower cars out of the way:

North Carolina

# One hand on lap, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on

brake, mind on game:

Seattle

# Ford King Cab Pickup,one hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle,

alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both on the

brake, throwing a Lone Star can out the window:

Texas

# Four wheel drive pickup truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer

cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna:

West Virginia

# Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above window

level, driving 35 on the interstate in the left lane with the left

blinker on:

Florida

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